Ninja PenguinMonkeys R Us

Stephen Moffat really needs a crash course in writing.

Preferably from Rockne S O’bannon.


    I’m watching The Last Days On Mars





    
    
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Deadpool Saves…Sales

Secret Avengers #7

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Sport Science S02E11: World’s Toughest Woman (June/21/2009)

"Gina can land all 8 blows in a blistering 3 seconds. And how much does this maelstrom combine to generate? An amazing 4,800 pounds of force. That’s like a North Pacific giant octopus pounding you with all 8 of it’s arms. Translation: In 3 seconds, Gina could brake your ribs, give you a concussion, shatter your nose, rupture your spleen, cause internal bleeding, and put you down for the count."

but women can’t be superheroes

I want to be her.

ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW THIS SHIT. 

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waffleguppies:

weloveshortvideos:

How we fight tall people

Vine by Rudy Mancuso

I can’t stop watching it its like poetry

queerravenclaw:

well it was better than expected?? that’s not saying much nowadays tho

the whole “i’m sure you’re a good person i just wish you hadn’t been a solider” thing pissed me off it seemed like really bad characterisation 

and i’m not keen + highly sceptical of the missy/heaven thing though 

I’ve given up. I’m reading your account because I cannot be arsed to make myself continue to watch it. I could have missed out most of the last season and saved myself a lot of frustration and anger. If only I’d given up earlier.

elskapaint:

welcometonightvale:

wickedclothes:

Convertible Futon / Bunk Bed

Make guests look forward to sleeping on the couch. This futon converts into a bunk bed in about five steps. Sold on BonBon.

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OH MY GOSH

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

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deathfrisbeeofbakerstreet:

Some fandoms are waiting for season 10, others for episode 10.

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laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

You’ll find out a little bit more, but I only want you to find out bits that sound exciting. I mean, we’re never going to flashback to the Time War on television. It could never live up to what you’ve imagined. It’s so much more alive by being imprecise. I don’t know, someone might make a film one day… but actually, if you’re doing a film, you’d have a new Time War. You’ve just got to keep moving forwards. It’s a nice mythology. It’s got that Harry Potter-ness about it. What happened to Lily and James Potter? I hope to God she doesn’t bring them back to life in the last book! I don’t think she will—she loves a good death, and you’ve got to make it permanent—cos it would just betray everything.
Russell T. Davies on whether we’d ever find out exactly what happened in the Time War | DWM Issue 374 (via rointheta)
DW 8x01

I can’t. I’m done.

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cyberlocc:

soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy

Doc Yewll is frelling ace. And Mayor Pottinger is a surprisingly good snake.