Ninja PenguinMonkeys R Us

I’m at least 900 years old but I’ve finally figured out why I JUST DON’T GET IT like everyone thinks I should: ‘have you found a nice bloke yet?’, ‘that woman over there seems to like you’, ‘you get on well with lesbians’, ‘but that bloke really wanted your phone number’, ‘all of your friends are gay or married’, ‘when will it be your turn?’, ‘do you want to be single all your life?’

Answer: yes, yes I do. I think I’m at least 90% asexual and always have been. One mystery solved, at least.

theultimateginger:

artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.

I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.

motherfuckingladyknight:

Can we talk about how the main characters of two of the most popular shows on television should by all rights be asexual but Moffat decided that asexuality is too boring.

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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risaellen:

*realizing the irony of her inability to breathe as she laughs hysterically at the last panel*

risaellen:

*realizing the irony of her inability to breathe as she laughs hysterically at the last panel*

vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

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WE FOUND IT.
WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.

vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

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WE FOUND IT.

WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.

True story.

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alienspaceshipcentral:

Eve Bomber at high speed

alienspaceshipcentral:

Eve Bomber at high speed


    I’m watching Population 25





    
    
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7x02

Murdoch had suspiciously fit arms for a copper who only works and cycles.

Nice arse though. I mean NICE ARSE THOUGH.

I vote he wears that cycling outfit for a few more episodes.

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(Is that a tattoo they’ve painted out?)

forwehavesinned:

why can’t people dislike a ship just because??? like why does there always need to be some deep philosophical feminist moralistic progressive reasoning behind it? i am allowed to hate a fictional relationship just because i think it’s stupid and it irritates me ok?