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Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.
Thursday: phone is down to 92p credit. Topped up £15.
Today: phone down to 52p credit. Went to website. Still says 52p left. Called up to ask WTF my £15 has gone. On hold for 15 mins. Then message: ‘your credit is low. Top up now to avoid being cut off’.
Reasons why they’re full of shit:
1. There’s a 25p ONE-OFF CHARGE for the ENTIRE call. It doesn’t matter how long I stay on, as I’ve already lost 25p calling the sodding number. If I hang on for the next 23 days it still won’t cost me more than 25p.
2. I have 52p, minus 25p. Taking point 1 into account, I have enough for 2 calls to the same helpline phone number.
3. It’s added credit to my text and web package, but not my call credit. That’s how I know the £15 I put on the goddamn phone on Thursday has worked. If it hadn’t gone through, then (i) I wouldn’t have a web balance left and (ii) it wouldn’t have taken the money from my bank account.
FFS. All I want is my call balance updated. Lying arseholes.
Victorian Star Trek uniforms. This makes me happy on several nerdy levels. Source.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I’m sorry did you save the doctor with cpr
Did you defeat a witch’s spell with a rhyming word from harry potter
Did you take care of the doctor in 1913 England when he didn’t even remember himself
Did you recognize the master before the doctor did
Did you save all of humanity’s ass from the master by spreading the story of the doctor?
Then why don’t you stop being a little bitch about Martha Jones being a useless unneeded character