Ninja PenguinMonkeys R Us

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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My dash did a thing.

My dash did a thing.

I hate people generally, but I like people individually.
introverts (via janesblueheaven)

bornavillain:

thecrimsonalchemist:

There are just some sounds that everyone loves:

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of a fire
  • The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

what was that middle one

killyhawk:

killyhawk:

Shopping for clothes when you have big boobs is normally really annoying esp when you like drapey things or want something that cinches at the waist cause you always get stuff like this

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when the hell did this get over a thousand notes

I’m at least 900 years old but I’ve finally figured out why I JUST DON’T GET IT like everyone thinks I should: ‘have you found a nice bloke yet?’, ‘that woman over there seems to like you’, ‘you get on well with lesbians’, ‘but that bloke really wanted your phone number’, ‘all of your friends are gay or married’, ‘when will it be your turn?’, ‘do you want to be single all your life?’

Answer: yes, yes I do. I think I’m at least 90% asexual and always have been. One mystery solved, at least.

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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paxamericana:

MRI results showed a tiny little band playing the cantina theme from star wars where my brain should be 

timey-wimey-stuff:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr

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Being 30+ on Tumblr (me)

pitchblack-youcant-kill-fear:

pitchblack-youcant-kill-fear:

How I am with people I first meet:

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Acquaintances:

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People I’m warming up to:

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Me coming out of my little shy shell:

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Friends:

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You know… I kinda just want to know how this got so many notes.

wordsarelifealways:

I love how his mind works

I’ll be at the Burbank con in November. And yes, I’m a single woman. If I don’t score I’m coming home ashamed.

tzikeh:

p1013:

sauntering-down:

apollosflamingchariot:

luciferspersephone:

This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.

also this:

facts.

I’m like this with my original fiction, too.

You guys forgot this one:

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