Ninja PenguinMonkeys R Us

I’m at least 900 years old but I’ve finally figured out why I JUST DON’T GET IT like everyone thinks I should: ‘have you found a nice bloke yet?’, ‘that woman over there seems to like you’, ‘you get on well with lesbians’, ‘but that bloke really wanted your phone number’, ‘all of your friends are gay or married’, ‘when will it be your turn?’, ‘do you want to be single all your life?’

Answer: yes, yes I do. I think I’m at least 90% asexual and always have been. One mystery solved, at least.

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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paxamericana:

MRI results showed a tiny little band playing the cantina theme from star wars where my brain should be 

timey-wimey-stuff:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr

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Being 30+ on Tumblr (me)

pitchblack-youcant-kill-fear:

pitchblack-youcant-kill-fear:

How I am with people I first meet:

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Acquaintances:

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People I’m warming up to:

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Me coming out of my little shy shell:

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Friends:

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You know… I kinda just want to know how this got so many notes.

wordsarelifealways:

I love how his mind works

I’ll be at the Burbank con in November. And yes, I’m a single woman. If I don’t score I’m coming home ashamed.

tzikeh:

p1013:

sauntering-down:

apollosflamingchariot:

luciferspersephone:

This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.

also this:

facts.

I’m like this with my original fiction, too.

You guys forgot this one:

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You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly.
(via mockingsay)

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

davincimoon:

geekerrific:

cyberteeth:

Chimamamda Ngozi Adiche, We Should All Be Feminists

The most powerful thing anyone has ever said to me: “You deserve to take up space.” 

This is beautiful

What an absolutely beautiful day. This is why I flew 6,000 from HK back to Blighty. That, and even though I have no money, no transport and 90% of my friends are not in the UK… for the moment, looking at this sky and feeling the actual sun on me… everything is perfectly fine.

What an absolutely beautiful day. This is why I flew 6,000 from HK back to Blighty. That, and even though I have no money, no transport and 90% of my friends are not in the UK… for the moment, looking at this sky and feeling the actual sun on me… everything is perfectly fine.

aint-no-sunshine-when-deans-gone:

me: i’m gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

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mintleaftea:

Shout out to all my aromantic or asexual friends who go through Valentine’s day being pressured into romantic/sexual norms they aren’t comfortable with and can’t go anywhere without being reminded about it.

I have my pattern!! Now who wants to sew it for me…?

I have my pattern!! Now who wants to sew it for me…?